Sunday, August 27, 2006

A Proud Republican Redneck

BITES THE DUSTA worker cleans up sludge from the Prudhoe bay oilspill.
Redneck Governor Frank Murkowski has lost his primary race in Alaska,
cleaning up another black spot on the landscape.

The audio tracks here are from the failed primary campaign of lame-duck Republican Governor of Alaska, Frank Murkowski.

"We don't care about no PETA boycott..And we might shoot some wolves from DC-3's."
WTF!?! - Could you be any more blatantly anti-environment than that? The only thing this song doesn't say is that oilspills are good. Frankly, I'm flabbergastered.

Well, now I'm at least getting a bit of what Murky's campaign workers are trying to do. Having filled the previous cut with lyrics about shootin' fer some food, they hit the Alaskan voters with the tune from The Beverly Hillbillies. Subliminal message; when 'real Alaskans' are out hunting to fill their freezers full of meat, they may pull a Jed Clampett, discover some oil, and move to Beverly...Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools, movie stars. Who's going to want to protect the environment with that prospect lookin them in the eye?